He will drink beer, shout often, and care little. He is not an empathetic being and if caught in a chick flick it’s because there is a promise of sex afterwards. He is required to have a six-pack minimum, both alcoholically and physically, otherwise will be seen as impotent and probably gay.
He will have a penis that defies science, and lie if he does not. He will masturbate regularly and require sex frequently. He is permitted to sing in the shower but only if the lyrics include fucking, boobs, and bros. There is a chance he doesn’t feel comfortable being this kind of man, but he does not have any other choice.